If at any time you bring a potato with you, and suddenly it's no longer with you, it's not because it ran away. No, it's because the potato forgot where it was supposed to go and suddenly got lost. As soon as you notice a lost potato, it would be good to remind it of where it's supposed to go. Otherwise, the potato will continue rolling in the wrong direction until finally it is mashed and eaten by hungry aggro.
Do not expect a potato to know where it should go. Potatoes do not have accurate sense of direction.
And on that note, do not take directions from a potato. You will more than likely end up in the maw of a Mama Balulu.
Thus, if you are ever going to go on a long soulsearching journey, the ideal companion should not be your faithful potato. It is probable that you will lose your potato near the start of the journey.
Iluchan is so cute when she tries to sound profound.
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